I really should learn more about editing .gifs

Undead_Kitten fucked around with this message at May 26, 2003 around 06:37

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Undead_Kitten came out of the closet to say:


I really should learn more about editing .gifs

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The Campaign for Badger Rights

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CupBoy came out of the closet to say:

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*Wow!*


And Undead_Kitten, just increase the time delay on the last frame and you're good to go. It look great.

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Nevermore came out of the closet to say:

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Rocket-Nuts came out of the closet to say:


I thought that too. Now if only I were better at looping audio cleanly.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p633/abflash.html

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The Temptation of Saint Anthony, 1946

In this picture temptation appears to Saint Anthony successively in the form of an assboat in the foreground representing strength, sometimes also the symbol of voluptuousness, and in the form of the elephant which follows it, carrying on its back the golden cup of lust in which a nude woman is standing precariously balanced on the fragile pedestal, a figure which emphasizes the erotic character of the composition.

flumphead decided to show you this image:

flumphead fucked around with this message at May 25, 2003 around 17:24

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS YES!!`

oh my fucking god


jesus christ this post is fun

beware the naked astroman

Since my first image wasn't original, I came up with...

THE ASSWAY™ HUMAN TRANSPORTER!



EDIT: FUCK! I went back and checked the thread, someone made a note with dean kamen and steve jobs commenting on the assboat...I hate me

fuckingtest fucked around with this message at May 25, 2003 around 12:30

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS YES!!`

all my 5 are belong to this

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fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Since my first image wasn't original, I came up with...

THE ASSWAY™ HUMAN TRANSPORTER!

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Rocket-Nuts came out of the closet to say:


I thought that too. Now if only I were better at looping audio cleanly.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p633/abflash.html

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(directed at whole thread. this makes me proud to be a forum nerd)

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wildmamboqueen came out of the closet to say:
All this sci-fi made me think of this...

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Semen is meant to be chugged, not sipped.

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fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Ok so I was sorta E;f;b but only because 3dsmax pissed me off.



image Courtesy of "THE ASSMATRIX" ©2000 Ass Brothers pictures

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Vorpal Bunny fucked around with this message at May 25, 2003 around 16:15

I'm good. Maybe later

I should spend more time fixing this.

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CupBoy came out of the closet to say:

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Rocket-Nuts came out of the closet to say:


I thought that too. Now if only I were better at looping audio cleanly.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p633/abflash.html

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The Man Who Knows

Loaves of bread being improperly assaulted by cannons

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flumphead came out of the closet to say:
The Temptation of Saint Anthony, 1946

In this picture temptation appears to Saint Anthony successively in the form of an assboat in the foreground representing strength, sometimes also the symbol of voluptuousness, and in the form of the elephant which follows it, carrying on its back the golden cup of lust in which a nude woman is standing precariously balanced on the fragile pedestal, a figure which emphasizes the erotic character of the composition.

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hahahaha I like it!

smoke crack and worship satan

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I thought that too. Now if only I were better at looping audio cleanly.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p633/abflash.html

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That's beautiful.

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Gromit came out of the closet to say:
Pavlov's Dog, am I missing the joke or are you playing the old "combine 2 random images" game?

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IIRC, those are the recently-released satellite photographs indicating that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Assboating, in violation of U.N. treaties. Of course, since no Assboats have been found in Iraq, one has to wonder just where they might have went...

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wildmamboqueen came out of the closet to say:
All this sci-fi made me think of this...

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I WANT TO RAPE YOUR FACE

Uh UHHH
OH GOD.
555555555555555.


I just fived.
Hard.

I want to make so many of these my new desktop, but the 3d max matrix one wins.

metal

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Undead_Kitten came out of the closet to say:


I really should learn more about editing .gifs

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for all you Peter North fans out there

flumphead decided to show you this image:

This thread is great.

I dont have or use photoshop, but if I did, I would try somethig either involving the A-Team, or watergate.

Click here for 1280x960 version!

Stick Figure Chic

(linked for dimensions.)

A new King is Crwoned.

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Rocket-Nuts came out of the closet to say:


I thought that too. Now if only I were better at looping audio cleanly.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p633/abflash.html

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beware the naked astroman

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G. Hosafat came out of the closet to say:
Uh UHHH
OH GOD.
555555555555555.


I just fived.
Hard.

I want to make so many of these my new desktop, but the 3d max matrix one wins.

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1024x768 version

metal

and now my contribution...

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I could never find the Assboat creature

Maybe it was a download...

Cows are my friends...

Military fixed it indeed.

WHO IS YUO

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Lay-Z came out of the closet to say:
First thing that came to mind.

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While doing research on google for sources for A WWII thesis paper I came across this rare Newsweek cover showing a B-455 partaking in the bombing of Berlin:


cpt.napalm decided to show you this image

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Squiggle came out of the closet to say:


Military fixed it indeed.

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Sonance came out of the closet to say:
[img-asslife2.jpg]

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Squiggle came out of the closet to say:


Military fixed it indeed.

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Rhymes with funny!

http://www.crappyhosting.com/pro_uploads/phreaky209/pills.jpg

don't forget to take your ass pills!

my mom closed my bank account

http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/showthread.asp?forumid=4&threadid=56174

someone leeching assBOAt
LEECH ATAakk

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floor came out of the closet to say:
http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/showthread.asp?forumid=4&threadid=56174

someone leeching assBOAt
LEECH ATAakk

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posted by doubtful at that forum

Fuck off.

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Too bad they don't enjoy it like we do.


edit: just in case of any misconception, i'm not tell you to fuck off, i'm just laughing at his reaction to the assboat

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floor came out of the closet to say:
http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/showthread.asp?forumid=4&threadid=56174

someone leeching assBOAt
LEECH ATAakk

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SirMrManGuy fucked around with this message at May 25, 2003 around 23:32

A variation on a theme. It's my very first Photoshop. *sniff*

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SirMrManGuy came out of the closet to say:
Man he even leaves the Something Awful watermark on the starship assboat. He diserves the full punishment SA can dish out.

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The one image still being leeched is mine, and it's been taken care of.

Yeah, Goatse is cliche, but it's all I had at the moment.

Edit: they removed it.

Malfeasance!@ fucked around with this message at May 26, 2003 around 00:42

my mom closed my bank account

do pain or tubgirl or furry porn :{}

This thread needs more Koji Kabuto.

This thread right here is exactly why I paid to join.

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Squiggle came out of the closet to say:


Military fixed it indeed.

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There's someTHING...on the...WING!

The fatal spore with the funny name.

after flirting and playing games for weeks, assboat finally got the courage to ask cockcar out, despite assboats fanatical christian father who deeply opposses same sex relations.

Never in the history of mankind has brought so much joy.

I ONCE KNEW DRAMA

This thread is the Zenith of the Internet.

I AM A RACIST SHITHEAD WHO DESERVES NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE LOWERED BY MY BALLS INTO A VAT OF BOILING SEMEN AND RAZORBLADES

Is it on the light side?




The dark side?




Or maybe just the slightly interruptive, easily irritatable side?

glorifying my tragic destiny..

Has anyone bought Mr. Suul an account yet? I think he needs to see this.

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floor came out of the closet to say:
http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/showthread.asp?forumid=4&threadid=56174

someone leeching assBOAt
LEECH ATAakk

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bf42 > you

god damn this is fucking hilarity. 100% hilarity, were i not a lazy ass, i would attempt to make a picture. i still might tho =o

Cockfaced Motherfucker.

oh, the sausage

Finally, the age old question "What the hell is this!?!?" has been answered.
After long and tedious work a group of asscientists concluded that the ass boat is neither ass nor boat after all!
The shocked research leader instead called it "An assturducken.. or something."

(I also changed the .gif I posted before like Bouchehog suggested - thanks for the positive response, guys!)

Undead_Kitten fucked around with this message at May 26, 2003 around 06:39

New, does it matter?

We've been hit!

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spacemountain came out of the closet to say:
IMG-assboat willie

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Flapdoodle

With apologies to John Howe

There's someTHING...on the...WING!

They have backup!

edit: looks a little better now

Dra'kx decided to show you this image:

Dra'kx fucked around with this message at May 26, 2003 around 10:18

The fatal spore with the funny name.

the asstrix has you.

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Shatneresque came out of the closet to say:
[img-delaware]

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Vaginal Midget Assault Unit

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Swordfish came out of the closet to say:
n'est pas une pipe

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Rocket-Nuts came out of the closet to say:


I thought that too. Now if only I were better at looping audio cleanly.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p633/abflash.html

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Amazing work.

This thread just gets better and better.

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Phalex came out of the closet to say:

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This is the thread that keeps on giving

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rivetz came out of the closet to say:


"The fading daylight signals the coming of dusk to the silent forest. A blissful silence settles across the scene, marred only by the mournful farting of the female assboat, honking gentle instructions to her brood as she skillfully guides them back to the assnest (not pictured)."

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Math is to physics as masturbation is to sex

*wince* overuse of gaussian blur but I felt the neeed!

I hate calculus

Is it just me, or does the original picture deserve a t-shirt we can buy from SA?

I'm only hoping at this point that the Vaudeville Assboat has yet to be done.



Also available in handy dandy animated form, w00t w00t



A larger version of the animation is available hyah.


Oh, and I must agree... BEST THREAD EVAR! L0LLERSKATES OMG WTF

I didn't think this could possibly get better. And then it did. And it did again.

Long live the assboat!

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Hoffma came out of the closet to say:
I'm only hoping at this point that the Vaudeville Assboat has yet to be done.

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Phalex came out of the closet to say:

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I WANT TO RAPE YOUR FACE

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TacticalPenis came out of the closet to say:

Mental blockade. What was this from again?

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Cocks in udder formation

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Rocket-Nuts came out of the closet to say:


I thought that too. Now if only I were better at looping audio cleanly.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p633/abflash.html

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I have no photoshop skills (or photoshop), but no one thought of this?

Assboat
Ass, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Ass, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Assboat soon will be making another run
The Assboat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Ass won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

The Assboat soon will be making another run
The Assboat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Ass won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's ASS! It's ASS! It's ASS!
It's the ASSBOAT-AH! It's the ASSBOAT-AH!

Sometimes Mountain Dew can actually be piss!

thank you sweet baby jesus for such a wonderful thing, this assboat! you get a 5

Vaginal Midget Assault Unit

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G. Hosafat came out of the closet to say:


I'm pretty sure that I've seen pictures of Castro standing in front of it. (What does it mean?)

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If in doubt, freak 'em out

I give you... the Asslek!

Uintathere decided to show you this image:

cute. soft. deadly.

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TacticalPenis came out of the closet to say:

Mental blockade. What was this from again?

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Assboat has made this Memorial Day weekend the most memorable one in years.

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Uintathere came out of the closet to say:
I give you... the Asslek!

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RealTimePicnic came out of the closet to say:

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cute. soft. deadly.

Ghostbusters kick this morning.

Best thread ever.

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Bandicoot came out of the closet to say:
Best thread ever.

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TacticalPenis came out of the closet to say:

Mental blockade. What was this from again?

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New, does it matter?

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Hoffma came out of the closet to say:
I'm only hoping at this point that the Vaudeville Assboat has yet to be done.

IMG - vaudeville_assboat.jpg

Also available in handy dandy animated form, w00t w00t

IMG - vaudevilleassboat_ico.gif

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All we need now is for someone to animate it and add the "honey i missed you" music, this thread will be complete.

^^^ Perfect! Read my mind!!

Somebody needs to do...

"GOT Assboat???"

god damn I get home from the lake and this is the first thread I see!

What a great day to be alive.


I give Fives to everybody!!!!

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Bandicoot came out of the closet to say:
Best thread ever.

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I mean I seriously haven't laughed this much at a thread since whatshisface came out with his Porn Store stories...

"And then I got my trusty outbat..."

CARL WILL CUT JOO

Never laughed at the Internet so hard. Ever.







That's a five, if you can't tell.

My moral standing is lying down.

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caldrax came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://216.75.225.152/caldrax/manboat.jpg[img]

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All we need now is for someone to animate it and add the "honey i missed you" music, this thread will be complete.

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It's like the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday had a baby

It's full of ass. (Beaten?)

uncut product decided to show you this image:

Aaaaah! I wish I had/knew how to use Photoshop!

Instead, I give this idea, someone talented/inclined PLEASE do this: the scene from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when they see the bar as full of reptiles/dinosaurs: make the lizards assboats! Or at least one of them!

Also, as has been said for pages now, 5, and best thread ever.

This is the best thread I've seen! There are so many really talented people here. I wish I had something more to contribute but I can't even pick out favorites for praise; there are too many amazing ones.

man-whore

Hmm, looks like a fleshlight...